Tuesday, December 9, 2008

7 quirks

I've been tagged. (a long time ago, I know)

7 of my quirks

- When I see a digital clock, I manipulate the numbers mathematically until they equal one. I can use any operation. I can introduce negatives and repeat numbers ONLY if all other attempts to equal one fail.

- I am equally left and right brained. I score equal on tests that try to determine what you are, and I scored about equal on verbal and math on the SAT and GRE. This might help explain why I have a lot more than seven quirks.

- I am addicted to reading. I will read ANYTHING, books, magazines, things I have read a hundred times before, boxes, commercials, recipes, trash, prescription bottles, etc. My idea of a perfect afternoon would be sitting at my kitchen table with my feet up on another chair, eating a variety of delicious things and reading a variety of equally delicious things. Give me some chicken curry with A Tree Grows in Brooklyn, my mother's parap with spinach with some Tagore, then let me end with strawberry cheesecake and an article about public health or fashion - perfection.

- I like to imitate people, usually loved ones. But I can do a pretty accurate Smeagol/Gollum too.

- I am not grossed out by blood or guts or bodily fluids. However, repetitive patterns on skin, like clusters of insect bites or patterns left from leaning against, say, a ribbed couch cushion - that is like nails on a chalkboard for me. Give me a full out autopsy or an intensive surgery over a scraped knee or heat rash any day.

- I hate being photographed or videotaped. So much so that if I know a camera is around and on, and it is not in my hand, my body language, my speech, everything will change. It takes a lot of self control not to throw my hands in front of my face and say, Don't take my picture!

-When I smell something bad, I pinch my nose like anyone else. But I don't breathe through my mouth either - because I don't want molecules of the odorant settling into my olfactory chemoreceptors. So I just don't breathe until I can get away, or I start breathing with my nose again. Because I figure I'd rather have foul molecules in my nose than in my mouth, even if I have to deal with a bad smell.

I tag whoever blogs. The vast majority of you who read about us wild things don't blog, I know. That's ok. I tag Marei too. We're all quirky in this family! (Though I admit, I may be the quirkiest thus far). Maybe he'll do it if you all help me and request a Marei quirk-list.

4 comments:

Andrea Fowler said...

Let me be the first to request a quirk list from Marei. I loved reading yours, so I'm sure his will be equally entertaining. Hmmm...have you ever imitated me? :)

Unknown said...

This made me laugh so hard, I almost spit my tea out of my mouth. I had forgotten about your digital clock compulsion. And my reading compulsion (as you know) is identical to yours- I'm so glad that someone else in the world is plagued by the need to read anything, including cereal boxes!

Gina said...

Here are mine:

http://onawhim1.blogspot.com/2007/11/another-meme.html

And

http://workingmomofliam.blogspot.com/2006/10/9-weird-things-about-me.html

Certainly not as intelligent as your list, but I am just going to have to come to grips with the fact that I don't have an analytical mind.

Awesome post! Love learning about you and your genius.

Anonymous said...

Yup, this is you. I'm glad you at least recognize your weirdness. The rest of us like to think we are normal, when infact we do things, not realzing how odd it is. Lv Melis